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Why you look so sad, burst of laugh?

#oxymoron

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I want these right now:

Bleki, good wi-fi connection, sticks of cigarettes, my cup of coffee, and.. your cup of coffee.

Enjoy the rest of the day, readers

:)

A whatevs post

Selamat pagi!
Ah, saya tahu ini sudah agak terlambat untuk mengucapkan selamat pagi, tapi tidak terlambat untuk mengacup pagi, kan?
*jedotin kepala sendiri, gaul sama dia bikin kosakata saya menjadi berantakan*
*menghela napas panjang sepanjang jalur Pantura*

Baiklah, hari ini tanggal merah. Artinya, kita semua libur! Oyeee oyeee~
*belly dance*
Tapi tidak seperti hari Sabtu-Minggu, saya bangun pagi hari ini. Jam 7 pagi.
Mama-Papa saya sampe bingung, tumben si demplon bangun pagi, kata Papa. Saya cuman bisa nyengir. Saya bilang saya bangun pagi karena saya minum Milo dan makan Sozzis setiap hari!
*dan saya menyalahkan Unee untuk istilah "makan Sozzis setiap hari" itu*
Ternyata bangun pagi di hari libur itu tidak terlalu menyenangkan. Lapernya cepet, cyin! Jam 7 saya udah kelojotan kelaperan. Setengah jam tergeletak dengan nista, akhirnya datanglah sang pujaan hati yang telah saya tunggu-tunggu kehadirannya:
TUKANG BUBUR AYAM.
*penonton bersorak-sorai*
*saya menangis bahagia*
*tebar confetti*
Saya sambut abang tukang bubur dengan penuh sukacita. Agak keliatan takut sik dia sama saya, wajar, soalnya muka saya pasti terlihat barbar dengan eyeliner dan maskara yang luntur kemana-mana.
*sasak rambut, tambahin eyeliner sama maskara, kucek-kucek mata, TADAAAA! Tampilan kuntilanak siap menghantui Anda!*
Oke, fokus.
Oh iya, let me tell you something, ya, sodara-sodara.
MAKAN BUBUR AYAM SAMBIL NONTON KARTUN ITU UENAK BUANGET!!
*bold*
*italic*
*underline*
*highlight*
Jadi sambil makan bubur ayam, saya ganti-ganti channel tv, dari Spongebob Square Pants, Doraemon, sempet berpaling ke infotainment dikit, maklum, naluri emak-emak emang agak sulit dikendalikan *tertawa centil dengan mata mengedip sebelah* dan akhirnya, pilihan saya berlabuh di.... UPIN & IPIN!!
*betul, betul, betul?*

Episode yang saya tonton tadi, tentang lebaran. Upin & Ipin membantu Si Kakek membuat dodol untuk persiapan lebaran. Dari mulai persiapan sampai akhirnya mengaduk adonan dodol di dalam wajan raksasa. Dengan kerja keras bersama, Upin dan Ipin mengaduk adonan dodol itu hingga matang dan agak mengeras, dan tanpa mereka sadari, otot bisep mereka sudah sebesar Ade Rai karena mengaduk dodol, lalu, karena otot bisepnya lebih besar dari badan mereka, mereka tidak bisa berjalan, lalu tidak bisa berlebaran. Ujungnya, Upin dan Ipin dihentikan penayangannya karena mereka cacat seketika.
*dijorokin dari puncak Menara Petronas*
Tentu saja saya ngarang, sodara-sodara.
Akhirnya, Upin dan Ipin berlebaran dengan riang gembira karena mereka telah banyak membantu dan berbuat baik, seperti membantu Kakek membuat dodol sampai membantu Kak Ros membersihkan rumah.
Apakah dari sini saya bisa memetik nilai moral yang terkandung? Tentu saja bisa!
*mata mengedip sebelah*
Apa nilai moralnya, Ta?
Nilai moralnya adalah, bahwa anak kecil yang kepalanya botak aja bisa terlihat HEITZZZ hanya dengan membuat dodol, apalagi saya yang lebih tua, rambutnya lebih lebat, dan poninya rata? Pasti bisa terlihat lebih HEITZZZ!
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*hening*
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*masih hening*
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*tiba-tiba ada yang nanya, "Ini penulis blognya kemana?"*
*dan ada yang jawab sambil makan risol,"Penulis blognya dilipet, dimasukin kotak kayu, dipaketin ke Afrika, terserah mau diapain aja, orang-orang Indonesia udah males sama dia"*

Yak, dan dengan berakhirnya karir dan pencitraan diri saya, maka izinkanlah saya undur diri sejenak untuk bersemedi dan memperbaiki image saya dan mengumpulkan puing-puing aura saya yang biasanya bersatu dan bersinar memancar melebihi Aura Kasih.

Have a nice Tuesday, People! And yes, it's the first day of Moharram, 1432 Hijriah! I'm proud to be a Moslem :)

Maroon 5's excitement: FINALLY!!

Sorry for the latest post.
I wrote that i got nothing on Maroon 5's concert here.
But then..
I GOT THE TICKET!!! WOOO HOOO!!!
*belly dance*
*aero dance*
*yoga*
*pilates*
*kayang*
*split*
*sikap lilin*

Ohmy ohmy saya sempet lemes setengah modar pas tau kalo online purchasing-nya ditutup dan bener-bener sold out, ternyata tiket itu masih rejeki saya :p

Well, cuma mau ngasih tau itu aja sih.
*mau nyombong dikit ceritanya*
Sekarang, sudah cukup dulu excited-nya.
Time to do the assignment. Back to reality.
Walaupun setelah ini debit di bank account saya akan terkuras habis,
*emang dasarnya saya gak pernah bisa nabung, jadi di ATM ngepas mulu angkanya*
but the most important point is,

I LOVE YOU, ADAM LEVINE! SEE YOU ON APRIL THE 27TH!! 

Maroon 5's excitement: Got Nothing.

I didn't get any access into Maroon 5's ticket purchasing.
*sigh*
Yes, this will be an uninteresting blogpost, so if you're gonna leave me, i recommend you to do it now before you read this entire post.
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Done?
Ah, not yet. Kay.
....
Done again?
Okay. Here we go.

As you all know in my previous post of how i wanna watch Maroon 5 performance here badly, how i was feeling excited and put all of my attention to them, how my heartbeats turned faster when i was waiting for the ticket purchasing at 9.

Finally, the time turned to 9 o'clock.
I opened the website. Jakartaconcerts.com, to buy the ticket via bank transfer.
Failed.
I tried more.
Couldn't access the web.
Tried again.
Filled the form of some information,
I smiled.
Clicked 'next'.
COULDN'T ACCESS THE WEB.
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Ohwell.
And i've tried those things above for two hours.
And i still didn't get any access for it.
I tried again, refreshed the page.
THE PURCHASING SYSTEM HAS GONE.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's closed already.
Dang.

Then..
I called my cousin.
Asked her to use her credit cards to purchase the ticket via Javamusikindo.com.
She allowed me. Told me all information of her personal information that required in the purchasing form.
I used it.
Filled everything that required.
Clicked 'next'.
FAILED.
Okay, tried again.
Filled again, load the page again.
SUCCESS.
Yeay, i said.
Then it came to last step of purchasing.
I confirmed the required information again, blah blah blah.
Clicked 'next'.
Hoping, in the name of God.
Then....
TRANSACTION DENIED.
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I was so speechless.
I refreshed the page, tried to do the transaction again.
The page took some more time to load.
Then.
THE PURCHASING SYSTEM HAS CLOSED.
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Yes, you're right.
There's no 'buy tickets' button below the Maroon 5's ticket, anymore.
Dang.
I couldn't say anything.
I was more speechless than before.

Now you all understand how i'm feeling sorry for myself because i didn't get myself to buy the ticket directly.
Now you all see how i regret this one.
You all had already known that this is something that i've been waiting for years.
Since i was in my Junior High School, second grade.
Then when it comes real, i didn't set myself into a maximum effort to get the ticket.
I should've got up from bed earlier then go to buy the ticket directly.
Like the others.
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Ohwell.
Now you all read that i have a terrible Sunday.
The most terrible Sunday i've ever had.
That i don't get any access to something that i've been waiting since i was a teenager.
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And now, the radio's playing "Nothing Lasts Forever" by Maroon 5.
*sigh*
I'm off to kill myself, people.
Nah, i'm kidding.
But i'm off now, really off.
Enjoy the rest of your Sunday, people.
I smile here. Trust me.

Maroon 5's excitement!

Selamat pagi.
Ini hari minggu, dan saya sudah bangun jam segini!! Sungguh keajaiban!
*potong tumpeng, selametan, dangdutan tujuh hari tujuh malam*
Jadi, apa yang membuat saya sudah terbangun hari gini sedangkan alarm saya tertera angka 8.20 am?
Jawabannya adalah..
Jeng jeng..
*drum roll*
*shrimp roll*
*hair roll*
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Oke, udah ngaconya. Saya belom sarapan.
Dan, jawabannya adalah.....
MAROON 5'S CONCERT TICKET.
Jedarrrrr!
Gongnya meledak.

Padahal kata Adrie Subono tiket mulai dijual jam 9 pagi, tapi dari hari gini saya udah standby di depan si bleki, siap-siap nanti jam 9 buka website jakartaconcerts.com, then purchase the ticket!
And i hardly can't wait! Ooh i'm a total excited!
:D

Sekarang, satu jam beberapa menit menuju pukul 9 pagi. Saya nampaknya akan mantengin timeline twitter di minggu pagi ini. Maklum, jarang-jarang hari minggu gini bangun pagi.. :p
Tunggu.
Saya punya ide brilian.
APA SAYA MANDI AJA YA??????
SAYA GAK PERNAH MANDI DIBAWAH JAM 9 TIAP HARI MINGGU!!
UWOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!
AH, YAUDAH KALAU BEGITU.
SAYA MAU MANDI AJA.
ATAU SARAPAN, BUBUR AYAM KAYAKNYA SEDEP NIH.
DOUBLE UWOOOOOOOWWWWW~

OKE BAIKLAH, I'M SIGNING OUT.
ENJOY YOUR SUNDAY MORNING, PEOPLE! ADAM LEVINE, PLEASE WAIT FOR MY EMBRACE AT 9 AM!! WOOOO HOOOO!!!
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SEBENTAR.
OKE.
BAIKLAH.
SAYA MAU NANYA SATU HAL SEBELUM PAMIT.
INI GIMANA CARA MATIIN CAPSLOCK, SODARA-SODARA YANG BERBUDI PEKERTI LUHUR?????

Miserable. Not anymore

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It's December, on the 3rd day.
After few days ago, at the end of November, at my last blogpost at 23rd November 2010, to be exact, which saying that i'm a mess.
Yes, i was.

I was in a deep misery, couldn't hold my tears even for a minute. I mourned all day, my both cheeks were wet by tears. I was disgusting at that time, exactly.
But not at the night.
My monochrome brother called.
We talked bout that.
Step by step. Each detail was deliberated and explained.
I told him the story, he explained me why.
He said i did the right thing.
We talked. We grinned. We laughed out loud, at 3 AM.
The misery had gone.
The tears wept away.
I embraced happiness, and relieved.
Thank God, thank him.
The next day, i talked with my colorful sister.
We talked bout this also. She smiled. Eventho i didn't see her bright-little-eyes, i could feel it.
That she's there, with her cup of tea, a jar of chocolate cookies, put her everything next to me.
She didn't say many things, she just sat there, listened to me, no, she read me. Every of the words i typed.
And i felt warmth surrounding me.
Thank God, thank her.
I'm lucky, totally.
:)


Well, i couldn't say anything else, but thank you, everyone, for everything.
Each step, each condition, each possibility, each opportunity, each hug, each kiss, each stare, and each-everything-that-makes-me-learn.
Learn that i have a beautiful life with beautiful people and their beautiful love surrounding me.
I love you all.
I mean it.

Have a great Friday night, people.
You, please have a good life, we'll have our own good life, won't we? :)